Vodka and pineapple juice, Jägermeister, and more shots resuscitated a life I once knew – a life of excitement, thrill, and insouciance. I had an equivalence to that of air. The funny thing is, once this concoction permeated my bloodstream, I mocked that of a rock. I awoke around 2:30 PM later that day.

It had been a while since I had gone out – December 2009 to be exact. It had been even longer since the last time I had a drink. That was in October. Last night, I gave in to my intoxication strike. I had forgotten what it was like to have fun. When it came to relaxation and enjoyment, my mind drew a blank. Even before the liquor entered my bloodstream, I was able to enjoy a night out to myself. This renewfound freedom is orgasmic.

Finally, a little relief. I deserve it.